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Oh, so that's what they mean by "country music" 🤠🎶 Nothing like a good ol' national anthem to get those cowboy boots stompin'! Howdy Partner 😄🎵

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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