Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's what they mean by "country music" ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽถ Nothing like a good ol' national anthem to get those cowboy boots stompin'! Howdy Partner ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŽต



Hot Jokes ๐Ÿ’ฅ

8 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

They wonโ€™t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

24 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that โ€œpeople with tattoos canโ€™t get good jobsโ€ and now we all agree that โ€œpeople with and without tattoos canโ€™t get good jobsโ€.

5 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

If you love me, please donโ€™t ask me to go camping with you.

11 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

17 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Raise your hand if youโ€™ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didnโ€™t call 911.

16 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday thatโ€™s about to get even worse.

18 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Donโ€™t see that much anymore.

16 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Itโ€™s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

18 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Be nice to your childrenโ€™s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

13 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Spending money is too easy. For my bank accountโ€™s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Funny Quotes Images

Updated

Users Online

ยฉ 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด