Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
  • Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!
  • Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.
  • I like my bed more than I like most people.
  • Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
  • I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.