I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.