I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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โ€œAh, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses ๐Ÿ˜Ž Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? Itโ€™s a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ #ShadyMovesโ€

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