I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It's a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep. In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.” Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket. I hope your day is as nice as my ass.
