Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It's a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves"
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.