Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”
  • There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.
  • I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.
  • “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.
  • Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.
  • Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.