I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, this shopper is a force to be reckoned with! 💁‍♀️🛍️💪 With a black belt in shopping, I'm fully equipped to conquer any store or online sale that comes my way. Who needs karate when you've mastered the art of finding the perfect bargain? 🤣💳 #ShopaholicLife"