I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts. That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.