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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.