I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day. Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery. When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”
