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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I ex…

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I ex…

Commentary:
"Oh, so he must have been a 'macrobiologist' then! 🧐🔬 Seems like he really absorbed all those bacteria cultures and grew in size! 🦠💪 Maybe he's been cultivating some super-sized germs in his lab! 🦠🔬😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bigger, expectation, humor, i, joke, lot, microbiologist, science, size, today on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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