I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards. I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.
