I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit… Commentary:"Talk about the ultimate 'long-term commitment'! 😆👏 Nothing says 'I love you' quite like sticking with the joke through thick and thin! 💌💍 #RelationshipGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day. Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign. I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote. My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.
