I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked. I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it. Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.