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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.