I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I s…

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Commentary:
“Sharing a twin rumor with your neighbors just to avoid small talk – talk about using sibling leverage! 😂👯‍♂️ Who knew having a doppelgänger could come in so handy for introverts?”

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