I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. Funny Quotes June 29, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
