I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction. Netflix and chi…cken nuggets. I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts. The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower. Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.