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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.