I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers. Posted on15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum. Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting. Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them. I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts. Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?