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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Commentary:
"Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arts, chi, combat, community, community lessons, free, humor, i, irony, lessons, martial, martial arts, muggers, self-defense, slow, tai, Tai Chi, think, too on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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