I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.
