Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.
  • Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.
  • Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.
  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
  • I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.