I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.” If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.