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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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79 shares on TikTok this month:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

68 shares on X this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

98 shares on Slack this month:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

69 shares on Threads this month:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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