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"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

2 months ago

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

2 months ago

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

10 hours ago

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

1 day ago

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

2 months ago

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

2 months ago

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50 shares on TikTok this month:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

68 shares on Threads this month:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

54 shares on Discord this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Making waves on Reddit:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Spotted on Twitch:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Making waves on TikTok:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Shared recently on Instagram:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Shared recently on Discord:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Shared recently on Slack:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Shared recently on Messenger:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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