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"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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5 months ago

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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2 months ago

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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2 months ago

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

80 shares on Discord this month:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Making waves on Twitch:

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Making waves on Slack:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Making waves on Slack:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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