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"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"

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40 shares on Instagram this month:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

61 shares on Threads this month:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

79 shares on X this month:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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