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"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

68 shares on X this month:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

96 shares on Facebook this month:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Just landed via WeChat:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Making waves on Discord:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Going bananas on Reddit:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Making waves on Instagram:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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