Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
  • Are you a software update, because not now!
  • By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.
  • Being social sucks all my energy.
  • I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
  • If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.