I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Posted onOct 2, 2023Oct 2, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons. When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!” In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.
