I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like the universe had its cosmic stopwatch out, tapping its celestial foot impatiently as it waited for you to make your move! 🌌⏱️ Don't keep the cosmos waiting next time, it's got galaxies to attend to! 🚀🌠 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me. The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons. I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
