I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself. Posted onJun 1, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Diabetes was the God of sugar. I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes. I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
