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"Unfortunately, it seems some people treat religion like a cheat code for righteousness, but forgot to activate the kindness option 🎮😂 Let's hope they find the moral compass DLC soon!"

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

2 months ago

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

2 months ago

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

2 months ago

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

2 months ago

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

4 months ago

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

22 shares on X this month:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

18 shares on Facebook this month:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

56 shares on X this month:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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