I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found. Posted onJan 25, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death." – Nas 😴🚫💤 #InsomniacGoals Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing? Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.