I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death." – Nas 😴🚫💤 #InsomniacGoals Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.