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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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"I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death." – Nas 😴🚫💤 #InsomniacGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cure, determination, found, humor, i, insomnia, irony, rest, sleep on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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