I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found. Posted onJan 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death." – Nas 😴🚫💤 #InsomniacGoals Related funny posts 😂 Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. I’m going to die from jealousy one day. I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.” Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.