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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.