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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Jan 20, 2025

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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