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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Trending via Discord:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Live now on Telegram:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

Shared recently on Threads:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Trending via Telegram:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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53 shares on Threads this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

51 shares on X this month:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Going viral on TikTok:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Making waves on Threads:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Just shared via Twitch:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Making waves on X:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Just shared via WeChat:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Trending via Twitch:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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