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Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Going viral on Instagram:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Breaking via YouTube:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Oh, the shade thrown at poor GPT-6! 🌟 Not all AI models can be overachievers like GPT-5 with its 'Ph.D.-level intelligence'. Looks like GPT-6 just wanted to take a different career path and not deal with all that dissertation drama! 📚😜 #AIhumor

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Trending via Snapchat:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Just shared via Telegram:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Going bananas on YouTube:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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