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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosa…

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosa…

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"Pet dinosaurs: the ultimate timeless trend! 🦕🕰️ Just be sure to find one with good table manners and a love for Jurassic snacks. Who needs a time machine when you can rock a dino buddy?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buy, dinosaur, history, humor, i, pet, question, repeat on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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