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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.