Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.
- Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.
- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
- Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.
- You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
