If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Commentary:
“Ah, the dream of every food lover and couch potato alike – an immunity to calories! 🍔🍟🍰 Who needs a superhero cape when you have a metabolism of steel? 💪😂”

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