If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories. Posted onOct 11, 2023Oct 11, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good. You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
