Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.