Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
  • Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.
  • Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
  • Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.
  • If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.
  • Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?