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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Breaking via Reddit:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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