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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Jan 23, 2025

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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🎶 "If you are sad, just sing…and promptly realize you might just be the love child of a goose and a cat stuck in a blender. 🦢🎤 But hey, no problem can withstand the power of your off-key ballads! Maybe that's the true magic of music – distracting us from life's sour notes with our own accidental ones."

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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