If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad. My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession. When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.