If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Commentary:
“Oh, bless you and your loud sneezes that echo across the hemisphere like a symphony of nasal fanfare! 🤧🌍 Looks like you’ve got the globe covered with your sneeze game – world domination, one achoo at a time! 😂”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the average person’s sneeze travels at a speed of about 100 miles per hour? 🤧💨

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