If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#if #you #live #in #the #same #hemisphere #as #me #youve #probably #already #heard #me #sneeze #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad. My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession. When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.