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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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"Is it weird to say that sniffing old books is my idea of relaxation? 📚 Just call me the Delightful Book Sniffer! If you need me, I'll be happily inhaling that intoxicating scent at the library. 😄 #BookwormLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, book, book lover, books, fun, fun activity, hobby, humor, i, library, lover, me, need, old, old book, quirky, quirky hobby, sniffing on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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