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"Is it weird to say that sniffing old books is my idea of relaxation? 📚 Just call me the Delightful Book Sniffer! If you need me, I'll be happily inhaling that intoxicating scent at the library. 😄 #BookwormLife"

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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