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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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82 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

28 shares on Discord this month:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

68 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

46 shares on Slack this month:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

41 shares on Discord this month:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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Making waves on Slack:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Trending via Instagram:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Spotted on Reddit:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Going viral on YouTube:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Trending via Slack:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Just landed via Snapchat:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Live now on Instagram:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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