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"Is it weird to say that sniffing old books is my idea of relaxation? 📚 Just call me the Delightful Book Sniffer! If you need me, I'll be happily inhaling that intoxicating scent at the library. 😄 #BookwormLife"

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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