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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Just landed via WeChat:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

2 weeks ago

Humorous text about being willing to help only if needed in hell.

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"Sure, I'll happily assist you with that… just know that I'll be saving you a spot in the fiery pits down below while I'm at it 🔥😈 #HelpfulButMischievous"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the concept of hell as a place of punishment for the wicked has been a common belief in various cultures and religions for centuries? 🔥👹 In some traditions, hell is depicted as a fiery underworld where souls are tormented for their sins. Despite the humorous tone of the quote, the idea of going to hell has long been a serious and often fearful concept in many belief systems.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

52 shares on Slack this month:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

97 shares on X this month:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

47 shares on X this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Seen just now on X:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Seen just now on Threads:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Spotted on Threads:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Going viral on YouTube:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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