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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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