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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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