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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.