I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. Funny Quotes June 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me? One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains. Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.
