Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.
  • Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.
  • I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.
  • If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
  • The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!
  • At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.