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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and Iโ€™m running away to join the circus.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Youโ€™d think someone in the room wouldโ€™ve spoken up like โ€œhey guys, maybe itโ€™s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them allโ€.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Iโ€™m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Iโ€™m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Looks like this person is taking the term "growing in a relationship" quite literally! ๐Ÿ…๐ŸŒฑ Who knew heartbreak could be so nourishing for the garden? Talk about turning emotional baggage into literal fruits of labor! ๐Ÿคฃ #RelationshipGoals #LoveGrowsInMysteriousWays



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