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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.