Iā€™m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Iā€™m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Looks like this person is taking the term “growing in a relationship” quite literally! 🍅🌱 Who knew heartbreak could be so nourishing for the garden? Talk about turning emotional baggage into literal fruits of labor! 🤣 #RelationshipGoals #LoveGrowsInMysteriousWays

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