funny buried quotes - Wordgag

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

May 22, 2026

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

May 21, 2026

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

May 20, 2026

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

May 20, 2026

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Mar 28, 2026

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Mar 27, 2026