I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be. Funny Quotes November 20, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom. I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles. When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.
