Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.
- I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
- Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.