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😂🌅 Oh, the sun of youth, forever setting on our nostalgia trips! 🌟 It's like we've got a permanent case of FOMO for our past selves. But hey, at least we can always watch the sunrise of new memories! ☀️ Embrace the moment, even when you're missing who you were then!

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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