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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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"Imagine the plot twist of the century when your parents reveal their secret millionaire status 🤑💸 Until then, humility and patience are the name of the game! 🕰️😄 #KeepingItReal"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, fake, humble, just, millionaires, parents, say, still, teach, waiting on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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