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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s al…

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s al…

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"Imagine the plot twist of the century when your parents reveal their secret millionaire status 🤑💸 Until then, humility and patience are the name of the game! 🕰️😄 #KeepingItReal"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, fake, humble, just, millionaires, parents, say, still, teach, waiting on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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