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"Imagine the plot twist of the century when your parents reveal their secret millionaire status 🤑💸 Until then, humility and patience are the name of the game! 🕰️😄 #KeepingItReal"

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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2 months ago

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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2 months ago

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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2 months ago

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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2 months ago

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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2 months ago

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

75 shares on Threads this month:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

64 shares on X this month:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Just landed via Reddit:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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