I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs supervillains when we have a superhero this chill? 🦸♂️😂 Just imagine a hero casually ironing their cape with laser vision – practicality at its finest! #SoupGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.