I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.
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"Who needs supervillains when we have a superhero this chill? 🦸‍♂️😂 Just imagine a hero casually ironing their cape with laser vision – practicality at its finest! #SoupGoals"

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