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  • She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”
  • Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.
  • Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.
  • So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.
  • Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.
  • My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.