Iβm very loyal to whatever brand is on sale. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I'm as loyal as a bargain hunter in a clearance sale! ποΈπΈ Who needs brand loyalty when youβve got discounts and savings on your side? π #ThriftyShopperGoals" Related Funny Posts π€ Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale? Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you. I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage. I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back. “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.