Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
- In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”
- I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
- I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
