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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.