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Ah, the classic progression from eternal optimism to slightly panicked realism! 🤣🕺 As they say, age brings wisdom… and sometimes a few extra grey hairs along the way! 👴💭 #AgingGracefully

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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2 months ago

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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2 months ago

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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2 months ago

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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2 months ago

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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2 months ago

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57 shares on Threads this month:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

30 shares on Discord this month:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

26 shares on Discord this month:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

15 shares on X this month:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

26 shares on X this month:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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Just landed via TikTok:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Just landed via TikTok:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Going viral on Telegram:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Breaking via Reddit:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Spotted on Threads:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Going viral on Telegram:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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