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Ah, the classic progression from eternal optimism to slightly panicked realism! 🤣🕺 As they say, age brings wisdom… and sometimes a few extra grey hairs along the way! 👴💭 #AgingGracefully

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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70 shares on Reddit this month:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

79 shares on Discord this month:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

18 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Seen just now on Threads:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Just landed via Discord:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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