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Ah, the classic progression from eternal optimism to slightly panicked realism! 🤣🕺 As they say, age brings wisdom… and sometimes a few extra grey hairs along the way! 👴💭 #AgingGracefully

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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Making waves on Threads:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Spotted on TikTok:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Are you a software update, because not now!

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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