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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.