Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
  • The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
  • Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
  • My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
  • What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?
  • Asking Santa Claus for nudes.