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Family vacations: the perfect blend of love, chaos, and questionable decisions. 🌴🚗😅 So if you haven't sworn off family trips at least once, are you even doing it right? 😂 #FamilyBondingAtItsFinest

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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