It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.