Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.
  • Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
  • It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
  • Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.
  • I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.
  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.