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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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