Trendy Funny Quotes

  • At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.
  • Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
  • When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
  • The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.
  • The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.
  • Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?