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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Live now on Threads:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Making waves on Slack:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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