Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer. The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract. My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins. When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.