Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
  • Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!
  • The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.
  • Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.
  • Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.
  • I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.