Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober. Posted onNov 8, 2023Nov 8, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLife can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober. Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.