Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life is like a stunning fireworks display, guaranteed to leave you in awe… And maybe a little tipsy! 🎆🍸" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober. Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.
