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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.
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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.
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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”
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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.
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