Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober. Funny Quotes November 8, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLife can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober. Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.