Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”
  • A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.
  • I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.
  • I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.
  • The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.