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School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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97 shares on Facebook this month:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

22 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Going viral on WeChat:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Live now on Messenger:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Spotted on Messenger:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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