Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppListen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today. May your coffee kick in, before reality does.