Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles. Commentary:"The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself. A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches. Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados? I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me. I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.