Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself. I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles. Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand. If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase? I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.
