Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
  • It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”
  • That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.
  • Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.
  • I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.
  • I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.