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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.