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  • If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say β€œI don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.
  • Netflix & by yourself.
  • It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.
  • Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.
  • Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
  • I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.