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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Just landed via Discord:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Freshly posted on Slack:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Making waves on WeChat:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Going viral on Threads:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

6 months ago

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Oh no, a true wordsmith's worst nightmare! 🙈 Losing your Thesaurus is like being stranded on an island without a map 🗺️ or a pirate without a parrot 🦜! May your missing book be found soon and may your vocabulary woes be replaced with words as plentiful as a bookshop on Black Friday! 📚🔍🤞

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Going viral on YouTube:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Making waves on X:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Just landed via WeChat:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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